Extract: The Three J’s and the Pride of Northbrook
The Three J’s – Jacko Eccles, John Allen, Jimmy Davis – were one of the best-known group of schoolboys in 1950s children’s fiction in England and are today almost completely forgotten.
They were members of the fourth form at Northbrook
School, and first appeared in the Eagle comic in 1953. A total of 32
text serials written by Peter Ling were published over the next six years. As
well as writing the ‘Three J’s’ stories in Eagle, Ling also wrote ‘Three Js’ stories in five Eagle Annuals,
and an Eagle novel: The Three J’s and the Pride of
Northbrook. In 1958 he adapted the Three J’s for
television. Trouble at Northbrook consisted of five 5
fortnightly episodes and was followed by another 6-part adventure called Northbrook
Holiday. Unfortunately, no recordings of the serials are known to exist.
Here's an extract from The Three
J’s and the Pride of Northbrook novel
There is a feud on between the boys Northbrook and nearby Oakfield and
when Oakfield steal Wooly Willie, the Northbrook mascot, the Northbrook boys
swear revenge. The Oakfield boys raid Northbrook and pelt their rivals with
buckets of water, clods of wet earth and dollops of mud. The Northbrook boys not
having anything with which to retaliate raid their school’s tuck shop for ammo and
flour, milk and eggs ammo fly.
There is no escaping when the Northbrook Headmaster discovers the mess
and identifies the culprits. “I shall want to see all you boys in my study, at
five-minute intervals, beginning with you, Allen, at eleven o’clock, Davis at
five past, Eccles at ten past and so on. It’s obvious to me that you boys need
a severe lesson – and I shall try to administer that lesson in the most
forcible way!”
[…]
Specs laughed, and shook his head. “Don’t start making plans yet,” he
warned, “First of all, we’ve got to see what the Head’s going to say tomorrow
morning.”
“Eccles – ten past eleven …” groaned Jacko reminiscently. “I know what
he’s going to say … ‘Eccles – bend over’!”
Jacko must have had a sudden moment of telepathy, because the following
morning at ten minutes past eleven precisely, when Specs came out of the Head’s
study (walking rather stiffly and painfully, and hastening to join John who was
already standing stiffly and painfully with his back to a warm radiator) Jacko
wet in, and was greeted by Mr. Ravenshaw with those very words:
“Eccles …! Bend over!”
Jacko obeyed in silence, folding himself gloomily over a chair, and
staring at the pattern of the carpet – a horribly familiar pattern, with many
unpleasant associations …”
Mr. Ravenshaw had a strong right arm, and he knew how to use it to good
purpose. A few moments later, Jacko straightened up, wondering why six of the
worst were always known as “six of the best!”
“Very well, Eccles,” said the Headmaster, flexing his wrist. “You may
send in the next boy … And you will kindly wait outside, because I wish to see
all of you together eventually. Your punishment is not over yet; I have no
intention of allowing you to escape quite so lightly.”
Jacko shuffled out and Colin Baker grimaced at him as he went in, in his
turn.
“What’s he like?” asked Michal Prescott.
“He’s laying it on, all right,” muttered Jacko. “Ooh… hey, you two budge
up – let me get at the radiator!”
Extracted from The Three J’s and the Pride of
Northbrook, by Peter Ling, Hulton Press, 1957
Picture credit: Generated by Artificial
Intelligence (A.I.)
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The television adaptations must have been amazing! I'm sure they must've included canings for real. Like Lord of the Flies did several years later. And probably at least one caning per episode. For eleven episodes!
ReplyDeleteThat pic is kind of amazing too. How detailed a prompt do you need to make the AI generate something like that?
I kind of wonder whether sitting on a hot radiator is really something they would've wanted to do after a big caning.