Philip skips detention
Original Fiction – for adult eyes only
It was Friday, the end of the week and the
school was almost empty. Philip Jones, 18-years-old and eager to be rid of
school for good, was supposed to be in detention with his history master
Cromwell Jenkins but Philip had other plans.
He hated Mr. Jenkins, and he hated
history. He only stayed on at school because his parents demanded it. It was,
Philip reckoned, a complete and utter waste of his time.
And he wasn’t going to spend the next hour
writing lines or copying pages from a textbook. He wanted to go home, and watch
the television. He checked the coast was clear then ran towards the main gate.
He thought he had made it, until he heard a voice behind him.
‘Stop right there, young man!’
He turned around, and saw Mr. Caldicott,
the headmaster. He was a tall and thin man, with grey hair and a stern face. He
wore a black suit and an academic gown. He looked at Philip with a cold glare.
‘Where do you think you’re going, Jones?’ he asked.
Philip felt a pang of fear and guilt. He
knew he was in trouble.
‘I-I was just going home, sir,’ he
stammered.
‘Going home? Without my permission? And
without attending your detention?’
Mr. Caldicott shook his head in disbelief.
Philip might be eighteen years old and a sixth-former at the school but the
headmaster treated all the boys as if they were eleven years old.
‘You have been very naughty, Jones. Very
naughty indeed.’
He grabbed Philip by the ear, and marched
him back to the school building.
‘You’re coming with me, Jones. To my
study.’
The study was at the end of a long
corridor and the headmaster did not let go of the teenager’s ear until they
reached its door. He opened it and with a push to the shoulder he propelled
Philip inside.
The study was a large and dark room, with
a desk, a bookshelf, a fireplace, and a leather sofa. On one wall there was a
portrait of the new Queen, Elizabeth II. Philip was no stranger to the study
and was very familiar with a rack with several canes of different sizes and
shapes that was on the wall behind the desk.
Mr. Caldicott closed the door behind him,
and locked it with a key.
He walked to his desk, and sat down on his
chair.
He looked at Philip with an angry
expression.
‘Stand there Jones,’ he said, pointing to
a spot on the rug in front of his mahogany desk.
Philip obeyed. Despite his familiarity
with the headmaster’s study, he felt nervous. He watched as Mr. Caldicott took
out a file from his desk drawer and opened it.
He read some papers inside it, rather
theatrically turning the pages one after another. Then looked at Philip again.
‘You know why you’re here, Jones?’ he
asked.
Philip wasn’t sure if he was expected to
answer: the headmaster had just caught him skipping detention. Philip nodded
slowly.
‘Yes, sir,’ he said quietly.
‘You have been here before, haven’t you?’
like many headmasters Mr. Caldicott was a bit of a ham actor and he believed he
was increasing the tension in the study with his questions.
‘Yes, sir,’ Philip repeated.
Mr. Caldicott sighed as if he carried the
troubles of the whole world on his shoulders.
‘You have been here too many times, Jones.
Too many times.’
He read some more papers from the file.
‘Let’s see,’ he said. ‘You have been here
for fighting in the playground, for cheating on your exams, for talking back to
your teachers, for skipping your classes, for breaking so many school rules ...’
He paused for a moment, then continued.
‘And now, for smoking in the toilets, and
for running away from your detention.’
He closed the file, and put it back in his
drawer.
He looked at Philip with disappointment
and disgust.
‘You are a bad boy, Jones. A very bad boy.’
Philip was irritated by the headmaster
treating him like a little kid.
Mr. Caldicott hauled himself from his
chair stood up from his desk, and walked to the rack with the canes.
He picked one of them up, and examined it
as if he had never seen it before.
It was a long, thin cane, it looked old
and worn out from years of use.
Mr. Caldicott swished it through the air
and it made a whistling sound as it flew.
He smiled wickedly.
‘This is my favourite cane,’ he said. ‘I
call it Old Faithful.’
He walked back to his desk, and leaned on
it.
He pointed the cane at Philip.
‘Do you know what I’m going to do with
this cane?’ he asked menacingly.
Philip stood; his hands clenched. Why
wouldn’t the Old Man just get on with it. He was enjoying himself far too much.
Mr. Caldicott swished the cane some more, ‘I’m
going to beat you with it.’ He rolled the word beat around his
mouth.
‘Now boy,’ the headmaster sneered. ‘Stand
by that armchair,’ he wobbled the cane at an ancient leather armchair. It was
wide with a low back and was the perfect height to accommodate errant
schoolboys across its back. With trepidation, Philip shuffled the few steps
necessary to take him across the study. This was not his first time, but he
never relished a caning. Not like some of his compatriots who would show off
their marks to admiring colleagues who might award points out of ten to the
masters who delivered the caning. The boys kept an unofficial league table of
masters. Unsurprisingly, since he used the cane the most, the headmaster was
top in most boy’s estimation.
Mr. Caldicott flexed his cane and tapped
it across the apex of the chair. ‘Bend over,’ he intoned, and he watched
carefully as Philip folded himself over the chair. ‘Legs apart,’ the headmaster
growled. ‘Head low, please. Bottom out more. Thank you.’ He always gave these
instructions, even when they were not strictly necessary. It added, he felt, to
the ritual of the occasion.
Philip was average height and neither too
fat, nor too thin. His grey trousers fitted too snugly; he was soon to leave
the school for good and his mother had no intention of wasting money on new
trousers that would fit her growing son. Bent as he was across the leather
armchair made his trousers cling even more tightly to the contours of his
buttocks and thighs. There wasn’t much meat in his bottom, but he nonetheless
presented his headmaster with a perfect target.
The headmaster tapped the cane gently
across the fleshiest part of the eighteen-year-old’s bottom and ‘sawed’ it
gently to and fro. He was taking his time. Philip closed his eyes, held his
breath and braced himself for the first stroke. It was another few seconds in
coming. The headmaster liked to raise the tension.
Then, suddenly, swoosh and crack! and the
cane sank deep into Philip’s proffered backside. He heard the noise before he
felt the fire. He grimaced and clenched his fists together. That hurt. That
hurt a great deal. Mr. Caldicott was going to live up to his reputation as a
master caner.
‘Stay still,’ the headmaster grumbled as
Philip’s knees had buckled and his hips swayed. The boy, who was silently proud
of his ability to take a Sixer, however hard it was laid on, jutted his bottom
out towards the headmaster’s cane. It was as if he were saying, ‘Go on, do your
worst. I can take it.’
Mr. Caldicott was in no hurry. Sometimes
he let an entire minute elapse between strokes. This gave time for the full
impact of the stroke to be felt, and then just as the intense pain was easing
into a dull throb, he would land another. That’s precisely what he did this
time, landing the cut maybe a half an inch below the first. He had a very good ‘eye’
when caning.
Philip suppressed a groan. He could feel
two welts throbbing beneath his underpants and he knew there would already be a
raging red stripe maybe an inch wide across the width of both cheeks. He waited
while the headmaster took his time lining up stroke number three.
That one landed a little higher than the
first and Philip now had three parallel stripes burning deep into his backside.
Sweat was running down his back. The study was airless and although it wasn’t
especially warm, the heat of the beating was taking a toll.
It took another three minutes to deliver
the full six. Six-of-the-best is an overused term but there could be no doubt
that any strokes delivered by Mr. Caldicott were of the very best quality.
Philip lay across the back of the chair
panting. His heartrate was off the scale and his temples throbbed, but not half
as much as his buttocks. He waited patiently for permission to stand. Mr.
Caldicot stood back from the chair and took time to drink in the sight of this
eighteen-year-old schoolboy with his flushed face and sweat-soaked forehead
bending submissively before him. Slowly the headmaster walked across the study
and returned the cane to the rack.
Only then, did he turn once more to Philip
and say, ‘That’s over with. You may stand.’ Philip slowly raised himself to a
standing position. His bum hurt like the fires of hell but he wasn’t going to
let the headmaster know that. He desperately wanted to rub away at the pain
(even though he knew from sad experience that this didn’t really make a
difference.) He needed to go to the boys’ toilets and splash cold water on the
wounds.
‘Stand there,’ the headmaster pointed to
the spot in front of his desk. He wasn’t ready let for the drama to conclude.
There was still the lecture about future conduct to come. Along with words
about learning a lesson and taking the experience forward.
Only after all that had been said did the
headmaster say, ‘You may leave. Go to Mr Jenkins, tell him I’ve given you six
and ask him to give you the detention you missed. I shall check up that this is
done,’ he said before waving his hand in the direction of the door which was
Philip’s cue to leave.
It was no fun sitting on a hard chair in
the classroom for an hour copying out names and addresses from the local
telephone book. It confirmed in Philip’s mind that he couldn’t wait to get away
from this dump of a school.
Picture credit: Generated by
Artificial Intelligence (A.I.)





This really captures the quiet theatrics of a trip to the Head’s study in the 50s and 60s. The subtle nod to the era with the Queen’s portrait is a lovely touch.
ReplyDeleteIt matches my own experience exactly. The deputies didn’t mess about on “report” day — they were busy men with five or six boys waiting their turn to bend over the back of a wooden chair. Very few boys ever made it as far as the Head himself, so when one did turn up he definitely relished the chance to keep his hand in. We had to bend over the arm of a sofa. Poor Jones, though — having to do the detention afterwards as well.