Memories: Jeremy Vine caned after pantomime cow prank
British broadcaster and journalist Jeremy Vine was aged 17 and on his last day at school when he was caned with six-of-the-best after a prank involving a pantomime cow.
It happened in 1982 while he was a pupil at the elite Epsom College public school.
Vine gave more details in his 2012 autobiography It’s
All News To Me (Simon
and Schuster). “I was the front of the cow and my
friend Mark Reading was the rear ... As Mark and I tried to lumber off across
the playing fields the cow-head slipped, so the teacher who ran out to accost
us came into view only at the outer edge of my right eye-slit.
“The housemaster had almost been prevented from
reaching us because all the doors of the building where the assembly was taking
place had been locked by a co-conspirator...
“Mark Reading heroically told the teacher the caning
should be applied to his bottom only and not to mine, as he had been in the
rear end of the costume. The offer was turned down.
“Six strokes, since you ask. And ... yes, it did.
Quite a lot actually.”
Jeremy’s younger brother Tim Vine,
who went to the same school, told
the Daily Mail in 2011, “By the age of 13, I was 6ft
tall, but I wasn’t particularly into sport – I was more interested in messing
about. During house prayers one day, I signalled to Jeremy and his mate Titch
to pass by the window, outside, dressed in a pantomime-cow costume. All the
boys cheered and the housemaster chased this ‘cow’ down the hill.
“As Jeremy was led away with Titch to get caned, with
the costume still hanging off them, he gave us an ‘I beat the system’-style
salute, which was very funny. I didn’t get caned – no one knew I was the brains
behind the stunt.”
Jeremy Vine in his teenage years Picture credit: BBC) |
Picture credit (of a pantomime cow, but
not the one): Unknown
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