The lunchtime line-up

 Original Fiction – for adult eyes only

(A St. Francis Independent Grammar School story)

John Allison is seventeen years old and when his family move home he is forced to leave his liberal progressive school and join St Francis Independent Grammar School, popularly known as St. FIGS. What a shock is in store for him at this traditional school: traditional school uniform, traditional curriculum, traditional sports and , of course, traditional discipline. Follow John and his pals through a series of tales at this fictional school.


John Allison walked through the gates of St Francis Independent Grammar School for the first time as a pupil.

All around him boys were hurrying along, anxious not to be late.

“Hurry along you tykes,” a senior boy, obviously a prefect, called to a group of eight or nine young boys, who were some way off from the gate. “Gates are closing. You don’t want to be up for a bowing.”

The boys ran at fall pace and as the last one made it through the ornate gates, the prefect slammed them shut. Any boy who arrived now would have his name taken and could find himself up before his housemaster for a caning.

John stood unsure where he was supposed to go. For a moment he paused to take in the splendour. St Francis Grammar School, Brocklehurst, reputedly could trace its roots back to the 1700s. It certainly was a splendid old building, but not ancient. John had never seen anything quite like it. His previous school had been modern in all respects: the buildings, the curriculum, the attitude of teachers to their charges.

Seemingly hundreds of boys streamed into the building. They certainly didn’t look too modern in John’s eyes. All the boys in the first, second and third forms wore grey short trousers. John didn’t know any eleven- to fourteen-year-old boys in the real world who wore short trousers to school. If it had been said that the boys should wear short trousers at Calmbury, his previous school, the boys – and the teachers too – would have mocked the suggestion.

John surveyed his new schoolmates. He didn’t feel quite so absurd now wearing his green-and-gold-hooped school cap: everyone as far as the eye could see wore the strange headgear. His mother had laughed out loud when she read the school’s regulations and teased him unmercifully: school cap; white Y-front underpants (how would they know?); short-back-and-sides haircuts and Ha! Ha! Ha! six-of-the-best-for-you-young-man if you are naughty. And, no girls!

His father did not join in the fun. Even now, more than twenty-five years after he had left behind his old school St Tom’s forever, he still resented the canings he and his fellow pupils had endured.

John hated the school uniform. His green school blazer with gold braiding around the edges shrieked of self-importance. At least, aged seventeen, he would not be forced to wear the short trousers.

St Francis had a fine academic record. It was a traditional school: traditional teaching methods, traditional sports, traditional school uniform and traditional discipline. It was a boys-only independent fee-paying grammar school with delusions that it was an elite public school. This was such be a contrast to Calmbury, also an independent school, but it had girls as well as boys and attitudes were so informal the pupils were not expected to wear school uniform and corporal punishment was unheard of.

“Excuse me.” John was approached by a short, stocky boy, about his own age.  “Are you by any chance Allison?” He seemed friendly and John was happy to confess his identity.

“I’ve been told to take you along to meet your form master. My name’s Anderson.”

And, with that he led John into the ancient building and his new life at St Francis.

His form master Mr Tatler gave him a lot of information about his lessons timetable and where the classrooms were. But, John couldn’t take it in. Tatler (the boys, John later discovered, called him ‘Tatters’) was dressed in a formal academic gown and resting nearby on a desk was his mortar board cap.

John didn’t know how to react; it was as if he had stepped into a time machine and travelled back; how many years? He had never seen a schoolmaster dressed like this. He assumed all the teachers, or ‘masters’ as he had better get used to calling them, wore something similar. He had never seen anything remotely like this in his life, except perhaps once when he had been a small boy and he went exploring in the attic at his granddad’s home. He had found a pile of old comics; the Magnet and the Gem he thought they were called. They weren’t very good, they were full of words with few pictures, but the drawings he did see were of schoolmasters dressed like Tatters.

Anderson was a good sort and he soon took John under his wing. At lunchtime he was given the ‘grand tour.’ And, ‘grand’ the school certainly was: ivy-covered walls; mullioned-windows in the library; a ‘clock tower’ with narrow stone steps leading to the headmaster’s study.

“You don’t ever want to go up there,” Anderson said cheerfully. “It can mean only one thing.”

He laughed at John’s puzzled expression. “A bowing from Dr Henderson-Smith,” he laughed as merrily he swiped his right arm through the air in parody.

John blanched. He was silent, unsure what he was expected to say in response. His mother had mocked the corporal punishment regime at St Francis, but John was not so offhand. This school gave him the creeps. Anyhow, he knew he was only nine months away from taking his final examinations and leaving school for good. He would just keep his head down. Besides, he was seventeen and far too old to be summoned to the doctor’s study for a ‘bowing.’

The tour continued through the passageways (as ‘corridors’ were called at St Francis) of the three main buildings.

“And around here is where the housemasters’ studies are.” They turned a corner into a long passageway, almost bumping into four boys standing in a line, facing the wall.

“Ha!” Anderson, chuckled and called over to the miserable looking youngsters. “Hello there! What’s this, the ‘lunchtime line-up’?”

Suddenly, behind him, he heard footsteps. It was Mr Durrant, the housemaster of Treacher’s.

“Quick!” Anderson grabbed John by the sleeve of his blazer. “Let’s go, we don’t want to get caught here.”

But, Mr Durrant was in no hurry; he had enjoyed a satisfying meal and was on his way to his study for what had become known among the boys as the ‘lunchtime line-up.’

Every day, almost without fail, one or more boys would be sent to him for a caning. St Francis Grammar was a traditional school and corporal punishment was regularly used. There were rules and if a boy got caught breaking them, he was punished, and very often that meant a beating.

One of Mr Durrant’s duties, and he took it very seriously, was to be impose discipline. That day he expected to find four boys waiting nervously outside his study and as he turned the corner he was not disappointed. They were an assorted bunch; two eleven-year-old juniors dressed in short trousers; most unusually, a prefect; and then Anthony Brewer, a fifth-form rebel who was becoming a regular visitor.

“Good afternoon, gentlemen,” he always called the boys he was about to thrash, “gentlemen.”

“Stand up straight all of you. Keep facing the wall.” The boys did as instructed, but the housemaster detected some resentment from James Axford, the prefect. Well, if he did misbehave and break rules he shouldn’t be surprised that he was treated the same way as the first-form boys; in every respect.

Mr Durrant unlocked the door of the study and beckoning to the two youngest boys, said, “Come with me Hill and Townsend.”

Showing no enthusiasm, the boys followed behind the gowned master.

“Stand there, in front of my desk.”

It was a large room, gloomy, with dark oak bookshelves around three walls. A large desk, also made from oak, dominated the room and there were a number of small wooden chairs. Two large padded armchairs were arranged around a small coffee table. The chairs were called ‘comfortable chairs,’ but to the boys who bent across their backs routinely during the lunchtime visits they were far from comfortable. In the corner was a tall, thin, cupboard that housed the implements that were responsible for that discomfort: Mr Durrant’s vast collection of canes.

He sat behind his desk and surveyed the two boys. He always thought the short trousers pupils were required to wear until the end of their third-form made the boys stand out in the town as something special. He knew some of them resented being dressed in what they thought of as ‘children’s clothes.’ But, of course, they were children; all the pupils at St Francis were; even the sixth-formers, and, he believed it did boys the world of good to be reminded that they were not yet adults. If he had his way they would all wear short trousers until they left school, aged eighteen.

Colin Hill and Ian Townsend had been fighting, and that was clear for all to see: Hill’s left eye was already going black and he would have a smashing shiner to show his parents when he arrived home later that afternoon. Townsend had scratches on his knee where he had been rolling in gravel.

He had already been told by the boys’ form master that they had been quarrelling about swapping football cards and it had developed into a fight.

“I am not going to ask who threw the first punch; I believe you are both equally guilty. What have you got to say for yourselves?”

They did what all young schoolboys do in such circumstances; they flushed a little, hopped from one foot to the other, stared down at the carpet, but said nothing.

It took some coaxing to get the boys to tell him what he already knew. Mr Durrant lectured them about why fighting was not the best way to resolve disputes.

“Violence is not an answer,” he said as he walked to the corner cupboard, rummaged inside and removed a small thin, straight cane.

Townsend, who had been caned at the school before, was relived. That tiny little thing won’t hurt much; with his thick flannel short trousers and pants, he’d hardly feel a thing.

“Stand back gentlemen,” the housemaster instructed. “You, Hill, face the bookshelf. Townsend, hold out your left hand.”

What? Neither boy expected this. They knew they were to be caned, but this was St Francis, the big boys’ school, Here, they caned you on the bottom, not on the hand like in primary.

Ian was not looking forward to this. The problem with getting caned on the hand was that you had to witness what was happening. Your tormentor stood in front of you and you had to look him in the eye, while he raised the stick and brought it crashing down into the palm of your hand. You had to be brave not to move your hand away at the last minute leaving the cane to slice through thin air.

Getting the cane on the bum was so much easier. Only last week he had been caned in Mr Wilkinson’s science class. He was always caning boys; woe betides any of them who did badly in a test or failed to hand in homework. Ian had been ordered to bend over one of the laboratory stools; it was quite high for an eleven-year-old to reach across comfortably, but by standing on tiptoes he managed it. Then, he closed his eyes tight and gripped on the legs of the stool for dear life as Mr Wilkinson swished three cuts into the seat of his short trousers. He felt the agony of the cane across his buttocks, but all he had to do was stay there, holding on tightly, until the punishment was over. Apart from getting up from the stool and running away, there was no way he could avoid the punishment.

Not so, if a boy was caned on the hand. Ian was not sure he could be brave enough to keep his hand in place for Mr Durrant’s cane.

“I said raise your left hand, Townsend.” Reluctantly Ian held his hand up. Mr Durrant took hold of it until he was satisfied it was in position, raised his cane and brought it down, SWISH!

Ian had kept his hand in place, but dearly wished he hadn’t. “YEOWWLLL!” he let out a scream and tucked his left hand under his right armpit and bent over double in agony.

The housemaster had seen it all before. “Hand up again, Townsend.” Ian was crying openly as he allowed Mr Durrant to hold his hand high once more and bring the cane down with a SWOOSH!

Ian was not taking his punishment well. His friend, and despite the fight they were good friends, turned from the bookshelf to see Ian bent double, rubbing both of his hands together between his knees.

Outside the study the two boys waiting their own punishments exchanged silent glances. What was he using on them? What was he going to do when it was their turn?

“Other hand.” The punishment was repeated; two swishes on the right hand. Both the boy’s hands were throbbing like mad and it felt like they had swollen to twice their proper size.

“Stand by the bookshelf. Hill, your turn.”

Ian stood by the bookshelf, rocking backward and forward, blowing hard on both palms in a futile attempt to stop the torture. There were two welts on each hand and he licked his tongue across them, hoping against hope, it would stop the pain. Tears flowed uncontrollably down his face.

While Ian tried to nurse his wounds, his friend Colin was being put through it with Mr Durrant’s cane. He coped no better than Ian and was howling hysterically by the time the fourth stroke cut into his hand.

Mr Durrant placed the cane on the top of his desk.

“Stand there,” he pointed once again to a spot in front of his desk. The boys did as they were told, but each of them was too distressed by their pain and shame at their failure to take a caning without breaking down, to take in the housemaster’s lecture.

Mr Durrant pushed the punishment book across his desk towards them. He had already written their names, the nature of the offence and the number of strokes awarded. He handed Hill a pen.

“Please sign your name.”

His hand was too swollen to hold the pen effectively and he just scrawled a line where the signature should be. He handed the pen on to Ian who did no better.

“Thank you gentlemen. You are dismissed.”

Ian had great difficulty twisting the door handle to leave, and kindly, the housemaster did it for him.

The boys rushed to the lavatories to soak their hands in basins of cold water, but it wasn’t much help. Soon they would have to go to afternoon classes: how on earth could they be expected to do any work? They also had to face the shame that their classmates would know they had been caned and judging by their tear-stained faces, had not taken it well.

Colin also knew that when he arrived home his black eye would tell its own tale; his mother would send him to his room to wait for his father to get home from work. A session with the slipper on his bare bottom while bent across his father’s knee would certainly follow.

Mr Durrant eyed the remaining two miscreants standing facing the wall in the corridor. He pointed to the prefect. “You boy, follow me.”

James Axford entered the study, splendid in his smart green blazer with gold braiding. He looked a little apprehensive as well he might; senior boys, particularly prefects, were expected to set an example to the younger pupils, not to break the rules themselves.

Mr Durrant knew he should have sent the boy to the headmaster, but he was certain Dr Henderson-Smith would have given Axford a special thrashing because he was a senior boy and also withdrawn his prefect status. Mr Durrant thought that punishment was too harsh for Axford’s crime.

He had been spotted in town during school hours: the school uniform was very conspicuous. Mr Durrant suspected prefects sometimes left the school premises during their free periods: the only thing Axford did differently was to get caught.

He selected a longer, thicker whippy rattan cane from his cupboard.

James had been expecting this and had a speech rehearsed, “You can’t cane a prefect, Sir; it’s not allowed.”

The barrack-room lawyer! Mr Durrant was more amused than angry, but tried not to show it.

“Pardon?”

“Prefects aren’t allowed to be beaten. No prefect has ever been beaten, that is,” he trailed off a bit as he realised his housemaster was in no mood for this.

Mr Durrant knew Axford was both right and wrong; no prefect had been caned in recent memory, the boy would have the privilege to be the first in a very long time; but there was no rule that said he could not be beaten.

The housemaster was beginning to wish he had sent the brat to Dr Henderson-Smith. All he wanted was for Axford to bend over and take his Six and they could both move on.

Then he had an idea. “Take off your tie, Axford.”

The boy was genuinely puzzled by this order. “Tie, Sir?”

“Yes Axford, take off your prefect’s tie.”

The boy hesitated, trying to work out in his mind what was going on.

“Please do it now Axford, I have others waiting outside to visit me.”

Still unsure what this meant, the boy loosened his tie and pulled it from under his shirt collar.

He held it in his hand, wondering what he was meant to do now. He didn’t have to wait long to find out.

“Hand me the tie, please.”

The housemaster took the tie and put it on his desk.

“Now, Axford, you are no longer a prefect. Please bend over that chair.”

James was indignant; he was to be beaten and lose his prefect’s status; just for being out of the school. The other guys did it all the time.

The housemaster swished his cane impatiently.

“The chair, Axford, the chair.”

James took a deep breath and stood close to the back of the armchair. He had been in this position before, but not for at least three years, when he had been caught smoking; it had been the first time he tried cigarettes and after the whacking he got then from Mr Durrant, it was also the last.

“Bend over please.”

James leaned forward and reached out to grasp the front of the seat cushion.

“Let’s have your bottom a little higher please.”

James had to stretch on tip toe before he satisfied his housemaster.

“Legs further apart.”

James screwed his eyes tight and gripped the cushion for dear life.

Mr Durrant whipped six stingers into the boy’s submissive buttocks: rat-tat-tat- rat-tat-tat. The strokes were a little more vigorous than he had originally intended and the cracks of his rattan cane against the tightly-stretched grey Terylene trousers rang around the room like machinegun fire.

James groaned as the whacks pounded into his buttocks, but stifled his desire to yelp out loud. He could feel moisture behind his eyes and prayed he would not cry; not at least until he was far away from the housemaster’s study and the boy standing outside waiting his turn.

Mr Durrant had not yet allowed Axford to stand. He put the cane away and watched the boy from a distance; Axford was breathing heavily and his head was so low he was almost kissing the seat cushion. The caning had hurt; Mr Durrant knew it but he also understood the importance the boys placed on their dignity, it would not matter how much agony the caning caused them, they would not want to let their punisher know.

The housemaster saw the boy wanted to get out of the study without delay, so he put him out of his misery.

“You can remove yourself Axford. You took that well.”

James stood and despite himself, his hands shot to the seat of his trousers to hold his throbbing buttocks tightly.

Mr Durrant pretended not to notice and turned to his desk and picked up the tie.

“Take this Axford, you are now reinstated as a prefect.”

Despite the agony in his buttocks and his original resentment, James was genuinely pleased to be restored to the prefecthood.

“Thank you very much, Sir.”

He signed the punishment book and Mr Durrant offered his right hand and they shook; like gentlemen do.

As he painfully shuffled towards the door, Mr Durrant called after him, “Ask the next boy to come in please.”

The door closed and immediately there was a loud knock.

“Enter!”

In came Anthony Brewer, a fifteen-year-old, fifth-form boy. Mr Durrant had Brewer’s measure. The teenager thought he was a rebel. School rules did not apply to him. They were for the drones, the brainwashed boys, Brewer thought, who mindlessly obeyed the rules. The one’s who propped up ‘the system.’

The housemaster had no time for such juvenile posturing. Rebellion; even Brewer’s inconsequential kind, had to be crushed.

This was the boy’s third visit to Mr Durrant’s study that term.

“Stand there, boy. Smoking. Again. This is the second time this term, Brewer, what have you got to say for yourself?”

He knew this was Brewer’s idea of ‘rebellion’: smoking. In truth, the stupid boy hated smoking; whenever he puffed away he felt an almost uncontrollable urge to throw up. But, smoking was against the rules, so Brewer would carry on lighting up.

The fifteen-year-old had nothing to say; he just wanted to get on with the caning so later he could show his classmates his marks and bask in what he fervently believed to be the boys’ admiration.

“Nothing, Sir.”

“Nothing? Why do you insist on smoking on school premises?”

No answer. Anthony Brewer just stared at the carpet, willing Mr Durrant to select a cane, bend him over and whack his backside with it.

“Well? Do you have an addiction to tobacco?”

“Don’t know, Sir.”

“Doh!” exasperated, Mr Durrant said, “Let’s get on with this.”

Anthony was quite small for his age – don’t they say smoking stunts your growth? – so Mr Durrant knew the boy could not easily fit over the back of the armchair.

“You know the drill Brewer, bend over my desk.”

Without further ado, Anthony lay face down across the large oak desk; stretched his arms out ahead of him and turned his head so his left cheek rested against the cold desk top. He parted his legs wide so that his buttocks were perfectly presented for the thrashing he was about to receive.

He watched as the housemaster made his own preparations. He tested two whippy rattans from his collection before settling on a crook-handled cane. He disappeared from Anthony’s view as he moved behind him ready to lash down the first stroke into his buttocks.

But, something was not right: what did Brewer have under his trousers?

By way of inspection, Mr Durrant tapped his cane lightly against Brewer’s stretched bum.

“What’s going on here? Stand up boy.”

Brewer hauled himself to his feet.

“What do you have under your trousers?”

Anthony blushed scarlet; it was another of his rebellions.

“Undo your trousers, let me see.”

Anthony was in some distress and his breathing became heavy: did Mr Durrant really want him to take his trousers down?

“Come on boy, unbuckle your belt.”

With fumbling fingers Anthony loosened his belt and then stopped.

“Undo your trousers boy, let me see.”

Nervously, Anthony unclipped the waist of his trousers and pulled down the zip, revealing bright green underwear.

“Pull them down further.”

Anthony gulped audibly and let his grey trousers fall over his thighs, but he gripped on to them to stop them plummeting to his feet.

What kind of underwear was that, Mr Durrant wondered; did they call it a ‘thong’ or is it a ‘G-string’?  Anthony was wearing a garment that held in his manhood at the front, but only had what appeared to be strings holding them in; his buttocks were entirely exposed.

“Get dressed, boy, get dressed,” Mr Durrant was both embarrassed and confused. Why on earth was the boy wearing such underwear to school?

“Brewer, you know the school rules are that boys must wear white cotton Y-front briefs; that is the school uniform.”

Silence.

“Well boy, do you know the rules about school uniform underwear?”

“Yes, Sir. But none of the boys wear white Y-fronts.”

“We’ll see about that,” Mr Durrant retorted, but even as he said it, he wondered how underpants could be inspected to enforce such a rule. The only place in school where boys legitimately removed their trousers was in gym class and considering the PE master’s (unjustified) reputation among the boys, it would not be wise to ask him to instigate a parade of pants before every class.

The housemaster appreciated this was not the time to pursue the matter of illegal underwear. He swished his cane and ordered Brewer back over the desk.

Anthony resumed his position, lifted his buttocks as high as possible making them the prominent feature of his body, and offered them up to his tormentor.

Mr Durrant’s cane rose and fell six times, connecting with the centre of Anthony’s buttocks. Of course, because he only had one layer of clothing across his bum, the pain was the worst the boy had ever felt. He grimaced as each cut bit into his trousers, but he remained steady. In the past few months he had developed a high threshold of pain.

Mr Durrant wanted the boy out of his study without delay. “Get up, sign the punishment book and go.”

Anthony closed the study door behind him and slyly rubbed his thumbs across his bottom. He could feel six welts had risen where the cane had done its worst. Speedily, he went to the lavatories and inspected his red raw bottom. Very impressive, he thought, it was the best caning he had ever had. This should impress the boys.

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